Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time
Why is it that the one day that the bus isn’t freezing is the day when it’s hot and muggy.
If anyone wants to crochet a childbirth education doll, there’s a pattern for that.
I’m gonna crochet
I’m gonna crochet so hard
Crochet so hard I get rope burn