I adore my bf but he should choose movies.
Waiting for my bf for lunch and I’m standing outside looking like am ass because I’ve never been here & he has
I remember why retail therapy isn’t my thing. I just spent roughly $50 at BBW to treat myself & I feel guilty.
One of the perks of being a nanny is that I can watch newer kids films if I want.
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP
But for real.
So I’m in college to be a history teacher, and today I realized that I have been blessed with the opportunity to open my class every year with “People assume time is a strict progression of cause to effect, when actually it’s more like a big ball of wibbley-wobbley, timey-wimey… stuff.”